Cattywampus Farm is run by a tired ex‑punk who loves cats, books, boots, and growing good things. I traded corporate chaos for dirt under my nails, quiet mornings, and herbs that smell like autumn. Everything here is grown slowly, honestly, and with the kind of stubborn hope you only get after starting over at 45.
If you’re looking for a farm that feels like a warm sweater – a little worn, a little crooked, but full of heart – welcome home. Come wander through the cozy chaos, meet the herbs, admire the vegetables, and maybe fall in love with something small and handmade. The cats approve. Mostly.
What We Make
Small‑batch dried goods made with stubborn hope and Texas sunshine:
- Dip mixes
- Ramen toppers
- Soup toppers
- Herb salts
- Floral sugars
- Smoked chiles
- Dried whole chiles
- Seasonal soup kits (coming soon)
- Dried flowers (coming later)
Where to Find Us
Our online shop is launching in October 2026, with dip mixes, ramen toppers, soup toppers, salts, sugars, smoked chiles, and more.
We’ll also be at local markets in Williamson County – a full calendar is coming soon.
Follow the Cozy Chaos
If you enjoy stories about gardens, mushrooms, dehydrators, cats, and questionable life choices, you’ll feel right at home here.
Explore:
- Blog
- Mushroom Saga
- Adventures in Dehydrating (coming soon!)
- Resource Library
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